January 2011
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Here's your sign!
So, Ninex got her first Honorable kill today. She happened upon a worgen hunter and his pet turtle (Kevin) attempting to attack a horde camp in Stonetalon Mountains. And so, like any proud member of the horde would do, she killed his ass.
He came back. She killed him a second time, thinking ‘Now really, how could anyone be so foolish?’. He came back a third time and happened to kill...
l-astronaut-deactivated20111205 asked: Everyone that plays WoW needs to read your DPS/Healer/Tank fails.
I learned so much :3
I learned so much :3
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Tanks.
I reiterate.
It is your job to mark mobs for CC. Not the people actually doing the CC.
And please wait for your goddamn healer to get mana before you start chainpulling the trash! I told you I had to swap specs before we started, so wait for a minute, it won’t kill you.
Pulling however, did. Funny how that works.
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So, I just joined the Scarlet Crusade.
darnej replied to your post: Lament of the Hunter
Now I have a mental image of your monkey scratching his unmentionables.
Super Monkey Ball: The Unrated Version.
Though I gotta say… a monkey who likes taking it up the tailpipe is pretty brave. I just wish he’d have some decency. It’s the valley of spirits, for heaven’s sakes, there’s priests there!
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Lament of the Hunter
We both love and hate our pets. It’s difficult sometimes, to learn what each of your pets will eat, and plan accordingly. It pretty much always slips my mind to check ahead of time what a pet will eat before I tame it.
And so, I just tamed my fourth pet with my babyhunter. He is a Mining Monkey from Deadmines. Do you think I looked ahead of time to see that he will only eat Fruit and...
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I swear, my hometown is run by complete idiots.
No wonder we’re falling the fuck apart.
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DPS Fails: Volume 1
1. First of all, Mages; you do not need spirit. Stop needrolling on spirit gear, stop buying the Apple-bent Bough as your offhand, and stop gemming for spirit. Spirit’s for your healer. Believe me, they need the mana regen a lot more than you do. Healers will also have the ‘Meditation’ passive ability, which increases mana regen from spirit by 50% while in combat. Spirit for...
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Dear Wal-Mart employee
So you’ve never heard of World of Warcraft. Okay, it’s no skin off my back, I just want a time card.
You ask one of the guys who works there, who by all appearances is just standing around chatting to other employees. I couldn’t hear what you said to him, but he pointed you towards the video game cases.
First, you tried to sell me Cataclysm. Granted, you don’t know that...
celestialcow replied to your post: Healer Fails: Pro-tank!I’m really enjoying these little things. They are awesome. =]
Hehe :D That’s what I intended, of course! I’m planning on doing some ‘Bad DPS’ ones later… nobody is safe from ‘YOU SUCK AT YOUR JOB, PAL’!
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Healer Fails: Pro-tank!
As a healer myself, I thought I would stop ragging on the many, many awful tanks I’ve had and point out some of the common mistakes healers make - including me.
1. There is a priority to go by when healing a dungeon, or even a group quest. It goes Tank>Healer>DPS. If the tank dies, so will you. If you die, the tank will. Think of it as being Siamese twins; if you two aren’t...
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Tank Fails: Volume 2
Please refer to Tank Fails 1.
1. Please know the fights before you pull the boss. Most decent players will make allowances if it is your first time in a particular instance, and try to explain the fight to you. If you do not know the fight, for whatever reason, please ask someone to explain it to you before you pull. Cataclysm dungeons, particularly heroics, have a lot of mechanics to every boss...
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Tank Fails: Volume 1
1. It is your job to mark the mobs for CC in a heroic. Yes, we all know which mobs to CC, but we need you to tell us which ones you want which CC on. Every tank does this a little differently, and contrary to what you might think, none of us are mind readers. Therefore, if you fail to mark the mobs for CC, and we wipe on trash, it is your fault.
2. Kindly make sure that your healer is...
Heroic ICC 10 at level 85.
Not so easy, akshully!
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The Big Bang Theory
Howard Wolowitz: [Leonard, Sheldon, Howard & Raj are on their laptops playing an online role playing game] All right, just a few more feet and...
[pause]
Howard Wolowitz: Here we are gentlemen, the Gates Of Elzebub.
Sheldon: Good lord!
Leonard: Don't panic, this is what the last 97 hours have been about.
Howard Wolowitz: Stay frosty. There's a horde of armed goblins on the other side of that gate guarding the Sword Of Azeroth.
Leonard: Warriors, unsheathe your weapons. Magic wielders, raise your wands.
Sheldon: Lock and load.
Howard Wolowitz: Raj, blow the gates.
Raj Koothrappali: Blowing the gates.
[pressing keys]
Raj Koothrappali: Control, shift, B.
[sound of the gates blowing]
Raj Koothrappali: Oh my God, so many goblins!
Howard Wolowitz: Don't just stand there, slash and move! Slash and move!
Leonard: Stay in formation!
Howard Wolowitz: Leonard, you've got one on your tail!
Leonard: That's all right, my tail's prehensile, I'll swat him off!
Raj Koothrappali: I got him Leonard. Tonight, I spice my meat with goblin blood!
Leonard: Raj, no, it's a trap! Thay're flanking us!
Raj Koothrappali: [in a wimpy tone] Oh, he's got me.
Howard Wolowitz: Sheldon, he's got Raj, use your sleep spell! Sheldon!
[changes to an annoyed whisper]
Howard Wolowitz: Sheldon!
Sheldon: I've got the Sword Of Azeroth!
Leonard: Forget the sword Sheldon, help Raj.
Sheldon: There is no more Sheldon! I am the sword master!
Howard Wolowitz: Leonard look out!
Leonard: Damn it man, we're dying here!
Sheldon: Goodbye peasents.
Leonard: The bastard teleported.
Raj Koothrappali: [looks at Sheldon's screen] He's selling the sword of Azeroth on eBay.
Leonard: You betrayed us for money? Who are you?
03:48:54 From [Coldbld-Frostmourne]: but they choose not to kick me
03:49:10 From [Coldbld-Frostmourne]: that’s very mean
03:49:36 To [Coldbld-Frostmourne]: It’s very mean for you to refuse to leave on your own volition.
03:49:52 From [Coldbld-Frostmourne]: I didn’t valition at all
03:49:55 From [Coldbld-Frostmourne]: you guys did
03:50:00 To [Coldbld-Frostmourne]:...
Oh joy, another episode of 'I'm the only person in...
Would it be too much to ask that for once, someone else got this problem? Like, someone who actually would have some idea what the fuck is causing it?
Fuck it. I’ll go read.
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Just a thought.
DK tank: If my heals clearly aren’t coming in fast and you insist on chain pulling, don’t immediately tell me ‘you’re dumb’ because I lagged out and didn’t get away from Bonecrusher in time. If you had given me the ten seconds to mana up before the fight, I could have told you I had massive lag (in the thousands) and I’d be right back while I fixed it.
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OMG. Guise. Srsly. Guise.
I found a 1000 question quiz. In a spam forum.
The epicness!
Fuck you, Anzu.
Drop your goddamned mount.
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Fucking Boosh Stickers.
YES.
WTF Afro
epicwtfs:
Anyone else thinking of Rudi van DiSarzio? No?
HUGH SALE!
spellingfails:
From Kevin: We went looking to pick up a Grant or a Jackman or maybe a Laurie if we were lucky, but we were sorely disappointed.
I would have been looking for Hugh Fraser myself…
oshititslea asked: I love your healer rage. I FEEL YOUR PAIN, somehow it is always our fault, even when it is clearly not.
