December 2010
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Reblog if you're staying in tonight.
nilyaaylin:
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When you bitchslap the healer and die on the...
03:03:27 [P] [Imbadass-Sen’jin]: can u guys rez me plz
03:03:37 [P] [Aelisu]: Tell me what the slap was for
03:03:47 [P] [Imbadass-Sen’jin]: just to see if u were there
03:03:56 [P] [Aelisu]: that’s what /poke is for
03:04:07 [P] [Imbadass-Sen’jin]: mybad im srry ill give u a kiss
03:04:16 [P] [Aelisu]: let me bend over.
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It's a very simple concept...
If you want heals in Stonecore, kindly make sure the rockborers are not eating your healer’s face. They are non-elites, and with my limited mana pool, I should not have to DPS them down myself.
Any of my followers who watch M*A*S*H
… does anyone know what the flying fuck happened to Spearchucker?
Edit: I found out what happened. It was discovered that there were no black surgeons in Korea at the time, so Spearchucker just sort of disappeared.
John Ritter on M*A*S*H...
…and I manage to prompt a moment of silence when I mention it’s hard to believe he’s gone.
Fuck. I miss this man so hard.
REBLOG if you have those songs on your iPod you...
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Pumpkin Spice Muffins.
My house is going to smell awesome tomorrow.
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Dear Mom
You fucking rock today. <3
Your 22-year old daughter who has enough booze to make New Years a very interesting experience.
PS: If he behaves, 22-year-old daughter may share this treasure trove with 25-year-old brother.
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Why Subtitles Fail.
So, lately I’ve been thinking a lot about some really ridiculous subtitles. Don’t get me wrong, I always watch DVDs with Subtitles if possible because sometimes, I can’t be trusted to listen fully to a movie.
Ridiculous Subtitle #1: Columbo - In an episode where Columbo is investigating the murder of the brother to a wealthy winemaker, one of the winemaker’s buddies says...
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Multi-tasking, I has it (Sorta)
So, in between catching up on Valenth feeding (Haven’t fed since before Christmas. Whoops!) and watching episodes of M*A*S*H, I’m also reading Dear_Gnome.
My god. I could read this shit forever. Some of the most RIDICULOUS failtank stories and ‘lol Umad?’ going on here is just epic. Like the poor pally tank getting kicked post-shattering because she didn’t have...
Best M*A*S*H Moment...
Hands down, the best moment in M*A*S*H; when Hawkeye turns down a girl when he finds out she’s racist. I actually cheered at the screen! You go, boy!
Second place goes to the episode almost directly after, when Hawkeye and Trapper actually paint a racist patient up when he asks them to make sure he doesn’t get any ‘darkie’ blood. Best part was when he sassed Ginger and...
I hate when people look at my screen when I’m on...
thatdamnrogue:
i start typing really creepy shit or just start talking about the person WATCHING MY SCREEN. they usually stop after that.
Fresh Prince gif ftw. “MIND YA BUSINESS, THAT’S ALL!”
But yeah, my dad does this to me all the time. I don’t mind so much if I’m just playing wow or feeding on Valenth, but when I’m clearly having a conversation or...
cvntagious asked: JUST AN FYI:
I LOVE YOU. DON'T EVER EVER CHANGE.
/smutson
I LOVE YOU. DON'T EVER EVER CHANGE.
/smutson
The Christmas Gift Breakdown; Part 2!
So, stuff I got…
Alongside my abundance of chocolate, I got… The Exorcist on DVD, Gremlins on DVD, Season 7 of Murder, She Wrote… a gift card to Wal-Mart to buy more clothes, and then some clothes! And some really comfy pj pants that were rather ironic, as I had been looking at that exact pair earlier this month and was going to buy them.
Oh, and a decorative plate, though...
The Christmas Gift Breakdown
The Shawshank Redemption on DVD: $5.99, on sale.
The entirety of M*A*S*H on DVD, including cast interviews, blooper reel, unproduced episode script, etc: $199.99
The look on Mom’s face when she unwraps them both, practically in tears as she asks yourself and your brother why on Earth you spent that much money on her; PRICELESS.
Merry Christmas, Mum!
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True happiness...
… is taking the tags off of your new bras, wearing them, and feeling so sexy for once that you actually stop getting dressed for ten minutes to stare.
Guise. I haven’t had so much fun staring at myself since I was in sixth grade and realized that having semi-wide hips for my size was delicious.
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Dear Tankadinks...
I’m sorry, but this needed to be said. And no, that is not a typo in the title.
I’m sick to death of you. As your healer, believe me, I am tickled pink that you can heal yourself. It makes my job so much easier because I now have to heal everyone else because you still think you can pull ten or twenty mobs and mow them down. And because you insist in standing in shit that...
While cleaning my desk...
While cleaning my desk, for a brief moment, I thought ‘Didn’t I just do this last week?’
Then I remembered - that tends to happen when you drink two entire cases of Kool-aid Fruit Punch.
YES, my poppets, the fruit punch is gone now.
Dear Well-meaning gift givers,
Please, stop giving my mom bottles of wine for christmas.
My mother does not drink wine, and you all know this. She has told you this every year you’ve given her bottles of wine.
I’m the one who ends up having to drink this stuff. You’re going to turn me into a wino.
Your Administrative Assistant’s 22-year-old daughter (pre-wino)
PS: Please send some white wine...
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You know what I like to do when WoW is down?
Imagine all of the raqequitter tanks, GOGOGO dps, honorfarmers and my favourite mage who had a bitty tantrum because we refused to kick him from group all frothing at the mouth and convulsing with pure, unbridled rage at their screens, throwing epic tantrums because they can’t be a cockwaffle for a couple hours.
Seriously, try and imagine this with me. I defy you not to at least smirk at...
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Psst... hey, douchey pug rogue...
Stealth does not equal invisible, nor does it make you invincible.
Generally, when you sap one target only to find the group turned and went the other way? Don’t run through the nearest mob, pull it, sprint past me, vanish it onto me, and then proceed to blame me for somehow managing to pull a mob from around the corner.
You’re welcome for that death on trash because I let you die...
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Not that you care, but...
I’m thinking of adding a new rule to my Valenth feeding thread;
“If you’re going to have an uptight attitude about who can and can’t feed your pets, at least have the basic skill set to rig them properly, because believe me, hon; nobody else is going to do it for you.”
Seriously. You have explicit rules that only people who are going to feed the entire thread can...
Mmmn...
I’m sorry, Mom…
But the chocolate Santa you bought for me…
Is extremely fucking phallic.
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How my mind works... and how others don't...
I had a really strange dream, about everything and nothing at the same time. The one part that sticks out in my mind prompted me to write these particular thoughts down, because I’m sure I’m not the only one who has had this happen to them.
The part of the dream I remember, I was going through some of my old school assignments (most of which I have long since thrown away), and came...
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Retail Fail
First and foremost, I’d just like to state that this happens sometimes and I’m actually laughing at it, not angry.
So for Christmas my mom bought my brother this pair of boxers… this was several weeks ago, and only today while she was wrapping things, did she notice that they didn’t take the anti-theft tag off. And I mean those ones that have to be taken off with a...
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oh ho ho...
endlesslyunamusing replied to your post: lolwhut?
never stop the BooshGifs.
Oh reeeally? Well, in that case… MIKEY-DANCE PARTY!
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lolwhut?
Really? You leave guild over something like that?
ps; I’ll stop it with the booshgifs now… but come on, this one was so perfect here.
fffuuuuu
“Melanie: yeah, I wouldn’t want to stank stonecore either without good gear >.>
…. tank.
I wouldn’t want to tank stonecore.” F. M. S-C. L.