February 2012
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Watching Big Bang Theory Season 4...
… Leonard, I have just lost all respect for you whatsoever.
I am so viciously fucked.
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Thanks for that, Government of Ontario.
I really appreciate the panic attack. Really, I do. I haven’t had one in over a year and you just made my worst fear in the world come to life. Thank you ever so humbly.
January 2012
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Ten Things to Love...
about Herb Tarlek.
I’ll bet you didn’t see that coming, and I know those of you who grew up, watched, or otherwise know of WKRP in Cincinnati are probably rolling your eyes, but hear me out. I have always had a secret soft-spot for Herb, even if he’s considered the sleaziest, most annoying character in the show. Let me tell you why I secretly love this character.
1. His...
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Cranky Healer Rant
“That’s not fair” has become one of those phrases that every time I hear it, I roll my eyes. Almost every time I hear it, it’s some whiny entitlement child claiming it isn’t fair because they don’t get special treatment. Warcraft is an exceptional example of this; people whining over and over that RNG (That’s Random Number Generator) isn’t fair...
I'm done. Don't talk to me today.
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The Restaurant that Divided a City.
If you’re a Lewis Black fan, you’ve probably heard his ‘End of the Universe’ joke, about finding a Starbucks across the street from a Starbucks. Well, let me tell you about the restaurant that divided an entire city.
There is a restaurant in my city called - and I couldn’t possibly make this up - ‘Hillbilly Heaven’. From the name alone you might guess...
lycanthrosexual asked: btw on yer about page: i think yer OCD, shyness and such should be under IMPORTANT since they're aspects of yer personality. don't forget to add yer ticklish and i'm yer ticklefiend. you also didn't say we're married NOR put a cute picture of your face. brb hacking your tumblr to do a bio rewrite ;D
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You create: [Canopic Jar]. You receive loot:...
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Dear WoW tanks:
Stop being fucking douchecanoes.
You are not indispensible. The fact that you are the one who guides the pulls does not give you the authority for any of the following dickish behaviours:
1. Skipping as many bosses in Halls of Origination as possible when people have asked you if you can do all of them. We all have shit to do IRL, we all have instances we don’t like, why don’t you...
Return of the Rantpants!
Alternatively titled; Jobseeker’s Lament and Rageface.
First of all, let me explain something to you. Do you have a job? Do you like your job? Do you think it was easy to get your job? If you answered yes to all three questions, consider yourself blessed like a messiah - some of us don’t have it so easy.
I don’t have a job, this is something most of you already know. I would...
Anonymous asked: what is the name(s) of the animation from which you capture those cute gifs?
Please Tumblr Bomb this poll asking whether or not... →
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I just came to a startling realization...
… I’m not sure how to feel about it, either.
Oh well.
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Anonymous asked: how did your dates go?
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Did you know that the french word for 'Pad'...
… is ‘Tampon’? And that ‘Tampon’ is from the medieval French word ‘tampion’, meaning ‘plug’?
Don’t mind me, I’m a well of useless information :)
December 2011
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I'm not asking for Gold Stars
But sometimes I wonder about how competitive I am when it comes to video games. In general, I’m so far from a competitive person - I don’t like competing with anyone for anything, because it’s so naturally ingrained in my mind that I’m going to lose. My inner voice will always tell me I’m not ‘something’ enough; be it pretty, smart, talented, etc. But when...